2 Live Crew's Greatest Hits

2 Live Crew 2 Live Crew's Greatest Hits Lyrics
1.Boyz With Da Bass

Intro:(mysterious music)
'absolutely no one under 17 will be admitted without parent or
certified adult guardian.'
'they'll fry your brain. they're sick as hell!'
'jolly good fun.'
'you'll die dancin'!'
'dark, gliding shapes that glide every long inch ... '
'buy 'em or die a thousand deaths!'

Chorus:
Heyy!
2 live crew
Boys with the bass!
'you better know it!'

That's right y'all, you heard it 'cause we said it
And if you can't read in the magazines,
You read about who? you know the crew!
Fresh outta pac
And the first to put the bass on the 24-track
Some said it wouldn't work, some said it wouldn't last
In new york, they say that the tempo's too fast
You disregarded, but the albums got charted
We put 'em in the stores and millions habe bought it
An underground sound, not liked by radio
You hear it in the cars and at the dicso
On the airwaves, we misbehave
We're too bold, too rugged in our nasty ways
From dirty minds come dirty rhymes
We're not gonna beg for your time
You don't play it? that's cool with me
But somehow, our bass still reaches the street
As long as we got it, you can get it
People want the bass, so some try to steal it
From behind our back, and not in our face
'cause 2 live is the crew, the boys with the bass!

Chorus

Holdin' out own in the south-east region
When you come to the bottom, pledge to our allegiance
I'm glad to say that we're the proud owners,
The rock-and-rollers, you can't us this over
The name of the game is supply and demand
We supply the bass while you demand our jams
We could not wait to bring our bass to you
Because in this game, you lag, you lose
See, we serve our bass raw, straight up and not false
This is the kind you dance to, and not on 8-ball
Plenty of bass, the beat, and the rhyme
That my homeboy mr. mixx carefully designed
Hittin' hard as hell, and always droppin'
Bass is the reason why you are rockin'
When you hear our songs, and you see our face
Put two and two together; we're the boys with the bass!

Chorus
('it's the best in this city!')


2.C'mon Babe

(sound of woman being fucked)

When the party's over, we can get together,
Go to my house and fuck forever,
And do whatever comes to mind
Let me stick my dick in your behind
You can pour me a glass of dom perignon
Then suck my dick until i cum
Soft is your body, tender is your kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

No need to act stuck-up, pretty and seditty
Got a funky disposition and you think you're witty
You're not used to people saying things like this
It's called criticism, and not a diss
I only give compliments when they are due
Now i'm gonna tell you all the truth
You claim to be a virgin, i mean the purest
I'll be gentle, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Love is the key to end all your woes
You'll be my bitch, not a dirty hoe
Together as one we will be
I'll be fucking you and you'll be sucking me
Then lick my ass up and down
Lick it 'till your tongue turns doo-doo brown
Don't try to be slick and give me a kiss
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

Bitch, it's time to spend the night
Let's walk the beach in the moonlight
Holding each other like lovers do
When the pussy's wet, i'll know what to do
Makin' love, holdin' you near
Screams and moans is all i hear
Quick is your tongue,soft is your lips
Suck it, bitch, 'cause you can do this!

Let's get it goin' on, let's act a fool
Listen and learn while i take you to school
You say you don't fuck on the first date?
Then fuck you, bitch! i ain't gonna wait
'cause my dick is hard and my back is strong
I'll find another bitch to get it on
'cause now is the time so stop the bullshit
C'mon, baby, we can do this!

As you move your body, the shit you say
Will make any man want to stay
'cause being with you is all i ask
And fucking you will be my task
My lonely nights will be filled with fun
No more clubs and sex on the run
Just suck this dick, while here i lay
You can do this, so c'mon, babe!

(mixx cuts 'fuck me, bitch!')

Bitch, you say you's gonna give me some
Now you wanna start acting dumb
You wanna play cat and mouse
When i catch you, i'ma stick my dick in your mouth
Now stop the teasin' and start the pleasin'
Just fuck me good until i skeet
Bitch, stop fakin', you need to quit it
C'mon, baby, 'cause we can do this!

Step to me and fall to your knees
Suck this dick, put me at ease
Do something special you know i like
Smokin' head and please don't bite
Slow and easy i pull the seat back
Up and down, as i climax
Steady in motion, i quietly say
We can do this, so suck it, babe!

Woman's voice:'i think that type of sexual activity is
disgusting!'


3.Check It Out Y'all

Check it out y'all
Ch-ch-check it out y'all
2 - 2 live crew
2 li - 2 li - 2 li - 2 live crew
Fresh - fresh - fresh kid ice
Tre - treach dee jay
Bro - brother marquis
Bus - bust a rhyme

Verse 1: brother marquis
Extra extra, hear all the bad news
About the wacky-wack mcs and the ones like you
Because i've done everything that you have tried
And i've been accepted where you've been denied
I'm the m-a-r, the q-u-i-s
Here to run down a rhyme at your request
I'm the new york born, who's sharp as a thorn
I came here tonight just to get it on
So listen up close and listen up well
Cause the brother marquis has a story to tell
This is a story about an mc
Who got real brave and challenged me
He thought that he was bad, he thought he was tough
Until i, what, until i called his bluff
And as the battle began, his rhymes got weaker
You couldn't even hear his voice come out the speaker
And as he started to get ignored
The party people turned and walked off the floor
They did not applaud and they did not cheer
And homeboys just said 'get the fuck outta here'
So as i cracked a smile and started to laugh
I could see the sucka duck muthafucka gettin mad
He had a frown on his face, he was hotter than fire
He wasn't competition but just a little biter
So, as he turned and walked away
With his head to the ground and nothing to say
Cause he was busted, disgusted, and couldn't be trusted
He tried to battle me and found self-destruction

2 live crew
2 li - 2 li - 2 li - 2 live crew
Bus - bust a rhyme
Bus - bust a rhyme
Bus - bust a rhyme
Fresh - fresh kid ice

Verse 2:fresh kid ice
I've been rhymin and designin, and always tryin
Our beats are always strong, and never dyin
The lyrics i recite, i say with power
So step aside or get devoured
I won't say i'm sorry cause i don't want glory
Gonna stimulate this party, so don't you worry
Bustin all fresh rhymes, don't need to diss
Cause i'm known at parties as a catalyst
Gonna make you all dance, keep ya body in motion
Cause anything i do, i get an ovation
The compliments i get never cease to end
Cause i say what i want and i never bend
To any silly shit that you got to say
But to hear me rap, ya gotta pay
Cause you heard it before and it ain't no lie
That 2 live music will never die!

Check it out y'all
Ch-ch-check it-ch-check it-check it out y'all
Check it-check it-check it-check it-check it out y'all
Check it out y'all
Check it-check it-check it-check it-check it out y'all
2 - 2 live crew
2 li - 2 li - 2 li - 2 live crew
Bus - bust a rhyme
Bro - brother marquis
Bro - brother marquis
Bust a rhyme
Bus - bust a rhyme

Verse 3: brother marquis
I met this girl named kisha, the daughter of a preacher
I met her in school and we did it on the bleachers
The kids were in gym as i went for a swim
I rocked her so good until she wanted it again
That was jet-set, so soft and wet
Now kisha's on my tip, and that you can bet
Until one day i got caught in the act
With my girl named melissa from a few days back
Kisha done called me up and asked me to explain
She said i played with her heart like it was a game
She said 'why?' i couldn't deny
She said 'don't lie' then she started to cry
But kisha was yearnin to be de-virgined
She told her father, and he preached her a sermon

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check-check it out y'all
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out y'all
Check it - check it out
Check it - check it - check it out y'all
Bus - bust a rhyme
Fre - fresh kid ice
Bus - bust a rhyme

Verse 4:fresh kid ice
My name is kid ice, gemini is my sign
>from the time i started rappin, your title was mine
I started in the west, brought back to the east
Got ?about? my man luke who unleashed the beast
In me, for oh so long, i was put down
Forced by others to listen to their sound
Til the time has come as i proclaim to you
All you sucka duck rappers, your era is through
You call yourselves kings, that is only a dream
You need style and ability to make a team
So ya better come hard, and come correct
Cause every weak rhyme ya bring, i will reject
So go back home and learn to write
But don't come back til ya say it right
So while you're still there lookin stupid in the face
Ya better get lost with ya pat-pat bass

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out y'all
Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out y'all
Check it - check it out
Check it - check it out
Check it - check it - check it out - check it out
Check it - check it out y'all
Tre - treach dee jay
Check it out y'all
Tre - treach dee jay
Check it - check it - check it out
Tre - treach dee jay
Tre - treach dee jay
Treach dee jay
Check it out - check it out y'all

*scratching*
{aw yeah!} x7


4.H-b-c(Head Booty And Cock)


5.If You Believe In Having Sex

( ) = the ladies
{ } = the crowd
< > = luke using white accent

Luke:
If you believe in having sex, say hell yeah! {hell yeah!}
If you believe in having sex, say hell, fuck yeah! {hell, fuck
yeah!}
When i say s, you say e, when i say x, you say sex!
S! {e!} x! {sex!!} let's go!!

*the beat starts here*

Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell yeah!)
Do the ladies run this muthafucker? (hell, fuck yeah!)
Do the fellas run this mutha? (hell, fuck yeah!)

Now, now hold on, hold up, fellas, i wanna know all the fellas
out there
Who gon' get some pussy! aaight? i want y'all to repeat after
me.


Now ladies, i want y'all to repeat after me if y'all got
somethin' to say to

These niggas out here, all right, ladies? y'all ready to do
this, ladies?

Say 'you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!' (you ain't gettin' no
pus-sy!)
''cause you ain't got no money!' ('cause you ain't got no
mon-ey!)
Say 'you ain't gettin' no pus-sy!' (you ain't gettin' no
pus-sy!)
''cause you ain't got no money!' ('cause you ain't got no
mon-ey!)

Oh shit! oh shit!
These women gettin' loose on y'all fellas. but hold on,

Fellas, we gon' get these women, all right,
I got somethin' for y'all to say:

'take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!'
Lemme hear ya say 'take, your crabby, ass home, biiitch!'
All the ladies say, 'eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!'
(eat, my pussy! eat, eat, my pus-sy!)
All the ladies say, 'eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!'
(eat, this pussy! eat, eat, this pus-sy!)

Okay, okay, i-i-i can't forget about my white-boy friends at the
depot;


<'suck, my cock and i'll eat yer pussee!!'>

Now i know why everybody like having sex, more than they
Like doin' anything else in the whole world. okay, fellas,
I wanna know what y'all like about havin' sex.


Now ladies,
I wanna know what all y'all fine-ass ladies like about havin
sex.
Aaight, ladies, y'all gon' tell me? y'all gon' tell me?
Okay, y'all tell me.

Does it taste great? (no, it's less fillin'!)
Does it taste great? (no, it's less fillin'!)

*the beat stops here*

*the group gradually stops
And we hear them making comments as they leave the studio*


6.Me So Horny


What'll we get for ten dollars?
Every 'ting you want
Everything?
Every'ting
Ooh! don't do that, baby! ahh!
Hold on this! oh, sock it to me! aaahh!
Ooohh!


Chorus (repeated during breakdowns):

Ahh! me so horny!
Me love you long time!


Sittin' at home with my dick on hard
So i got the black book for a freak to call
Picked up the telephone, then dialed the 7 digits
Said, 'yo, this marquis, baby! are you down with it?'
I arrived at her house, knocked on the doo
Rnot having no idea of what the night had in store
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

Girls always ask me why i fuck so much
I say 'what's wrong, baby doll, with a quick nut?'
'cause you're the one, and you shouldn't be mad
I won't tell your mama if you don't tell your dad
I know he'll be disgusted when he sees your pussy busted
Won't your mama be so mad if she knew i got that ass?
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus

You can say i'm desperate, even call me perverted
But you say i'm a dog when i leave you fucked and deserted
I'll play with your heart just like it's a game
I'll be blowing your mind while you're blowing my brains
I'm just like that man they call georgie puddin' pie
I fuck all the girls and i make 'em cry
I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny.

Chorus
Breakdown(4x):

Ahh! hold on this! oh, sock it to me!


Chorus

It's true, you were a virgin until you met me
I was the first to make you hot and wetty-wetty
You tell your parents that we're goin' out
Never to the movies, just straight to my house
You said it yourself, you like it like i do
Put your lips on my dick, and suck my asshole too
I'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning
My appetite is sex, 'cause me so horny

Chorus
Breakdown (repeated till end of track):

Fuckie suckie. me fuckie suckie.


7.Move Somethin'

Intro:
(mixx cuts:
'drop yo' draws and open yo' legs up wide, bitch!')

Verse 1:brother marquis
I've been wanting to tell you this for a while
I like your fake blue eyes and your hoey style
So let's go for a walk through the park
You can suck my dick in the dark
And just do what i ask; bitch, bend over
Let me ride your backside like dogs do each other
I know that you're with it, so don't start frontin'
I don't wanna be your man; i wanna move somethin'!

(mixx cuts:
'you might as well give up the pussy.'
'oh no!')

Verse 2: fresh kid ice
Listen up, baby, you look real pretty
Let me pull up your shirt and suck your titties
Yes, pretty lady, i love you so
Since the time we met, my dick has grown
You had other men; now it's my chance
Give me some time to take off my pants
The time has come; don't be frontin'
Just drop them draws, and let's move somethin'!

(mixx cuts:
'now what the hell do you want??'
'i want to fuck!')

Verse 3: brother marquis
Let's rent a room at a fuck-motel
Then play this game called 'ring the sleigh bells'
Put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door
And ride this dick 'till it gets sore
Then open your legs, put 'em in the buck
'cause that's the way i like to fuck
It's real simple; it's not really nothin'
All you have to do is move somethin'!

(mixx cuts:
'now let's find a motel so i can see how you fuck!'
'haaa?!'
'big daddy....'
'please...'
'don't rush me, bitch!'
'move your body to the beat'
'haao, work on my ass, baby!!')

Verse 4: fresh kid ice
Look, baby doll, don't lie or front
You know what i need and i know what you want
Let's go to the beach, we'll lay in the sand
And i'll prove to you that i'm a real man
And the way it felt, it was real tight
It chilled my body and the feeling was right
It's all for love; it's you i've been wantin'
Just roll those hips and let's move somethin'!


8.Pop That Pussy

'go-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-od-damn!!
Shee-yee-yit!!
Look at the asson that bitch!
Look at the titties!'

(mixx scratches 'aw hit me!' and 'hold your legs up on easy.')

There's only one place where we can go
To see freaky hoes doin' shows
Doin' tricks to make us holler
On a giving night, all for a dollar
Silicone breasts, all on their chests
Nothin' like others, but above the rest
They'll do anything to turn us on
Them hoes got it goin' on!!

I like big booty and big ol' titties
Bitch, you know you've been fucked by many
So come and be my private dancer
I got some money if that's the answer
I really wanna be with you;
I get hard after seeing you
How hard? hard like a rock,
When you make that pussy pop!

Pop that pussy! heyyy!
Pop that pussy, baby!
Pop that pussy!
Pop, pop that pussy, baby!

Freaky bitches with plenty of ass
Rollin' to the music and shakin' real fast
Bend over backwards, make me shout
And work that pussy, in and out
Movin' their body with plenty of action
Bringin' to the men more satisfaction
Doin' what they feel to turn us out
Just work that pussy all the way out!

Shake it! don't break it!
It took your momma nine months to make it
Bend over and spread 'em, girl
Show-w-w me those pussy pearls
Rub that ass and play with that clit
You know i like that freaky shit
Girl, you know you look so cute
Throwin' that pussy the way you do!

Chorus

Poppin' that pussy's a dance for the ladies
Straight from the south, into the 90's
Freaky bitches are the ones i like
In g-strings in the middle of the night
Smoke-filled stages, bitches in cages
Guards at the door, armed with gauges
As they dance and i get hot,
Keep throwin' that pussy! don't stop!

I like the way you lick the champagne glass
It makes me wanna stick my dick in your ass
So come on, baby, and pop it quick
I fall in love when you suck my dick
Bitch, you don't know? you ain't heard?
Fuckin' with me, you're gonna get served
See, none of my bitches, they never complain
So come on, baby, and pop that thang!

Chorus

Janet j, pop, that pus-sy!
Bu-bles, pop, that pus-sy!
Sandra p, pop, that pus-sy!
Ma-donna, pop that stinky smelly pussy, baby!

'work this motherfucker!'
'shit, this good!'
'woo hoo!'

Chorus

Breakdown!!


9.Some Hot Head

I like getting head, 'cause it's so convenient
Huh.
You can do it any time; you don't have to beat it!
You can get it in the car, or even in the park
Yeah!
But most head-hunters go out after dark
True.
There's nothing like a pretty hoe on her knees
Suckin' my d
Yeaaah.
And lickin' my b's
We don't have to take our clothes off to bust a nut
When i pull out my dick, biiiitch, pucker up!
And gimme some!

Coolin' in a club on a saturday night
Gettin' fucked up with the boys and feelin' all right
Yeah!
When i saw this bitch who had to be a winner
And the only thing on my mind was to run up in her
So i got her kind of tipsy with some sex on the beach
Then the bitch got hot and she wanted to eat
So, for me to get over, took her straight to the bed
What?
She got on her knees and gave some good hot head!
Yeah!

Hot head hoes, some white some niggeroes
But i like the ones who suck toes and assholes
With tongues like razors that cut when she licks
Ooh!
How can i fuck you with a skinless dick?
Ha ha ha ha ...
You take pride in suckin' a good dick
And after i nut, bitch, you better not spit
Ha ha ha ha...
You're a dirt dobbler, a goop gobbler
You'll fuck satan for the righteous dollar
So gimme some!
Gimme some!


10.The 2 Live Crew Mega Mixx


11.The Pussy Caper


12.The Splak Shop

I won't take a bitch to my house
Don't have to see where i'm livin', uh-uh, that's out!
If you want to splak, i know you're down like that
We can go to this place by the railroad track
It has a room with a view, just right for two
Equipped with the accessories to get you in the mood
Like bottles of champagne with gold-trim glasses
A king-size waterbed to lay your ass in
A video screen, of you and me
So don't be camera-shy; i won't let nobody see
You can lounge around in your silky nightgown
Just take off your bra and pull your panties down
'cause i'll seduce you, whore, bust down your back door
You dog-ass bitch, get down on all fours
'cause this is the place for head, booty and cock
You know what it's called, the fuck shop!

Now bitches and sluts, i'm down with 'em
And there's a place where i get with 'em
It has a water bed 'cause the place is phat
A lion-skin rug to lay the bitch on her back
With mirrors on the ceiling and on the walls
Mirrors on the floor so i can see it all
No need for hide-and-seek, so drop them draws
And raise that ass so i'll splak it all!
So bend your ass over, i'll get it from the back
Dick ya ass down, make the pussy go smack
And with every stroke, bitch, start to yell
Ain't nothing can save you but a truth in the smell
It's a freaky place, and an all-out blast,
'cause when you're done, you'll wash your ass
So if you're down, we'll hit the spot
You know what it's called, the splak shop!

The fuck shop, the ideal place to meet
When you're cheatin' on your wife with an undercover freak
It's better than any hotel room
Just right for a secret rendezvous
So when you're on a mission, one late night
And you're looking for a spot where the price is right
You can come on in for an hour or two
But just make sure you bring a rubber with you!

When you're with a hoe and you wanna get freaky
This is the spot when you're low on money
Pick her ass up when it's after dawn,
Jump in the ride, head to the park
No need for candle lights, panel doors will do
In case you wanna play a little peek-a-boo
So if you got a trick, head to the spot
You know what it's called, the splak shop!


13.Throw The 'd'


14.We Like To Chill

I'm sittin' by the pool, thinkin' 'bout some women
Wishin' that we all could be swimmin'
Then the poison clan bought some tricks
Couldn't find luke, marquis or mixx
Now i'm drinkin' champagne and eatin' hors d'ourves
Talkin' to the ladies with the sexy curves
I opened a bottle of mo'
The phone rang
Hello?
Now this is how we do it
They rushed to crib before i knew it
The crew don't know how to ill
But everyone knows we like to chill

It's hot, i dropped the top to feel the breeze
Rollin' in the jeep to the apt's (apartments)
To get this girl so we could go for a riderollin'
Down the 'ave but i can't decide
Shoud we go to the beach or just chill?
Today i lost a hundred-dollar bill, but still
I'm bankin', i can't wait to see stacey
It's gettin' hot, so i turned on the a/ci seen this girl in a
tight-fittin' mini
She looks kinda good but she's a little skinny
So i kept on rollin'; i'm changin' my plan:
When i get stacey, i'll check out the ice-man!
I picked her up, she said, 'where we goin'?'
'it's a surprise; i don't want you knowin'.'
'will i like it?' 'of course you will,
'cause you know that i know all the places to chill.'

I went to the door, then i knocked
When he answered, i was shocked
It looked like a party, plenty girls were there
But stacey was with me, but i still had to stare
I went inside, and of course, you know
I grabbed some girls and a bottle of mo'
I'm the brother marquis and it's time to get ill
Everybody knows that's how i chill

About that time, i was gettin' dizzy
'cause it was time to get busy
I told the girl what luke said
Then rushed to the room with the waterbed
Then everyone did the same
Later that night, ghetto came
Then everyone got a thrill

You know how we do it, baby, we like to chill!


15.We Want Some Pussy

Chorus(4x): luke
Somebody say hey-y-y-y-y we want some pu-u-ussay-y-y!
(hey-y-y-y-y we want some pu-u-ussay-y-y!)

Verse 1:brother marquis
You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, i was shit out of luck
Because i'd stick my dick in, and it would get stuck
The girls would say 'stop!' i'd say 'i'm not!
That's enough, i quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out!'
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the rambo!

Chorus

Verse 2:fresh kid ice
I'm the peter piper of the 1980's
Got a long hard dick for all of the ladies
I don't care if you got three babies
You can work the sitck in my mercedes
If you wanna blow, just let me know
We can go backstage at the end of the show
I'll look at you, and you will look at me
With my dick in my hands as you fall to your knees
You know what to do, 'cause i won't say please
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese!

Chorus